Know what I hate....

OPEN LETTER TO DUANE READE EMPLOYEES

Dear You Guys,

There are an increasing number of you guys who have fallen into the appauling inclination of saying, "Next on line." Instead of "in line." As if I was looking for WiFi.

Future terms I will accept:

Que it up.
Next.
Move ya ass.
Cocks up.
Bring it.
annnnnnnnnnnnd
Fatty with the Peanut Butter M&M's I'm waiting.

But no more "on line"

Thank you.
It would be nice.

Concerned Citizen