Justin and Nick are pumped about Mitchell Report Day.

From the morning of Dec 13th:

jrtincincinati (11:03:00 AM): YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

ThaiBermuda (11:02:02 AM): ?

jrtincincinati (11:03:41 AM): clemens and petitte named

ThaiBermuda (11:02:41 AM): yeah

jrtincincinati (11:04:06 AM): happy mitchell day

ThaiBermuda (11:02:50 AM): but in the unofficial report i read so was Tek and Pujols

jrtincincinati (11:04:14 AM): thats fine

jrtincincinati (11:04:41 AM): look at tek's legs

jrtincincinati (11:04:58 AM): and as long as al doesnt get suspended

jrtincincinati (11:05:07 AM): but clemens

jrtincincinati (11:05:10 AM): fist pump

ThaiBermuda (11:04:07 AM): the only plus of tek getting named is that people HAVE to stfu around here about Bonds

jrtincincinati (11:06:03 AM): im fine with that

jrtincincinati (11:06:13 AM): i shut the fuck up about bonds years ago

jrtincincinati (11:06:36 AM): when it was obvious everyone was doing it

jrtincincinati (11:06:47 AM): i hope they nail mcgwire to the wall too

ThaiBermuda (11:07:46 AM): it'll be interesting to see

ThaiBermuda (11:09:05 AM): people are backing off the report i was just reading

ThaiBermuda (11:09:18 AM): so we're back to roger and andy only officiallyu

rtincincinati (11:12:14 AM): I really hope the "trainer" for the yankees turns out to be jason giambi

ThaiBermuda (11:26:59 AM): i'm now more concerned with my commute home than i am steroids

jrtincincinati (11:37:03 AM): walk home from the train

ThaiBermuda (11:35:54 AM): i take a bus

jrtincincinati (11:37:17 AM): thats right

ThaiBermuda (11:36:05 AM): and my car is in a lot that has no roof

jrtincincinati (11:37:23 AM): well good luck

ThaiBermuda (11:36:10 AM): yeah i'm pretty much fucked

ThaiBermuda (11:36:17 AM): then i get to go home and shovel

jrtincincinati (11:46:13 AM): i just told Ben Brown that roids killed Kirby

jrtincincinati (11:46:24 AM): and made him a sexual deviant

jrtincincinati (12:52:01 PM): is this all im getting

jrtincincinati (12:52:08 PM): clemens and pettitte

jrtincincinati (12:52:13 PM): cmon

jrtincincinati (1:01:33 PM): here's the biggest non surprise so far

jrtincincinati (1:01:38 PM): Brian Roberts

ThaiBermuda (1:00:26 PM): haha no shit

jrtincincinati (1:01:56 PM): chuck knoblach ill admit i didnt see coming

ThaiBermuda (1:00:54 PM): where are you getting these names?

jrtincincinati (1:02:16 PM): cnnsi

ThaiBermuda (1:01:03 PM): ah

ThaiBermuda (1:01:07 PM): don't go by that

jrtincincinati (1:02:34 PM): i lov speculation

jrtincincinati (1:03:00 PM): well Roberts and Tejada were probably sharing a fucking needle

ThaiBermuda (1:01:53 PM): haha

ThaiBermuda (1:01:54 PM): no shit

ThaiBermuda (1:02:17 PM): i'm not believing anything until 2 though

jrtincincinati (1:03:34 PM): double play combo

ThaiBermuda (1:02:26 PM): there was a huge list going around that was fake

jrtincincinati (1:03:45 PM): way 2 b by the book

jrtincincinati (1:03:50 PM): that sux

jrtincincinati (1:03:57 PM): i would totally do that though

jrtincincinati (1:06:10 PM): no one likes waiting

ThaiBermuda (1:28:28 PM): oh snaps

ThaiBermuda (1:28:30 PM): Orioles second baseman Brian Roberts also is in the report, as is Yankees and Braves postseason hero David Justice

jrtincincinati (1:30:06 PM): nice

jrtincincinati (1:30:19 PM): thats explains dumping halle berry

jrtincincinati (1:30:21 PM): finally

jrtincincinati (1:32:12 PM): i lov that they drag bob ley out for the day

jrtincincinati (1:32:20 PM): to do the "serious" reporting

jrtincincinati (1:32:25 PM): about games

ThaiBermuda (1:31:50 PM): go and rouse him in the Outside the Lines studio where he rests in a sleeping bag on the floor

jrtincincinati (1:33:25 PM): they dont even giv him pants

jrtincincinati (1:33:34 PM): justa tie with suit jacket

jrtincincinati (1:33:39 PM): that has the shirt stitched in

jrtincincinati (1:35:47 PM): but the sleeping bad has the OTL logo on it

jrtincincinati (1:58:04 PM): 3 min to magic time

ThaiBermuda (1:56:51 PM): yep

ThaiBermuda (1:56:53 PM): eeeeeeeeeeeeeee

jrtincincinati (1:58:37 PM): its gonna take at least a day before some one actually reads it

jrtincincinati (1:58:51 PM): and not just runs through it with a highlighter on their blog

jrtincincinati (1:59:57 PM): george is just beeming with the attention

ThaiBermuda (1:59:02 PM): Jose Canseco is in the room. Awesome. It's the sports equivalent of releasing an AIDS study with that dude who had sex with a monkey hanging around.

jrtincincinati (2:03:54 PM): blah blah blah george

jrtincincinati (2:04:00 PM): get to rog

jrtincincinati (2:07:55 PM): still not at rog

jrtincincinati (2:08:08 PM): people here are shocked about Rocket

ThaiBermuda (2:07:22 PM): hahaha Jack Cust

jrtincincinati (2:09:59 PM): lolz

jrtincincinati (2:10:36 PM): iz can has stare-roids

jrtincincinati (2:12:35 PM): im still betting on pokie reese

jrtincincinati (2:14:25 PM): george we are here for names

jrtincincinati (2:14:31 PM): not your speculations

ThaiBermuda (2:19:26 PM): hahaha

ThaiBermuda (2:19:29 PM): donnelley

ThaiBermuda (2:19:32 PM): gregg zaun

ThaiBermuda (2:19:36 PM): glenallen hill

jrtincincinati (2:21:36 PM): glenallen hill!

ThaiBermuda (2:20:46 PM): mike lansing

jrtincincinati (2:22:04 PM): and bredan only got non tendered just yesterday

jrtincincinati (2:22:09 PM): laser!

ThaiBermuda (2:21:25 PM): kent mercker

jrtincincinati (2:23:14 PM): roids = brain aneurism

jrtincincinati (2:23:27 PM): r u reading that actual report?

ThaiBermuda (2:22:16 PM): yeah

jrtincincinati (2:23:37 PM): nice

jrtincincinati (2:24:09 PM): find tek yet?

ThaiBermuda (2:23:00 PM): nah he's not in there

ThaiBermuda (2:23:02 PM): no pujols either

ThaiBermuda (2:23:19 PM): fernando vina

ThaiBermuda (2:23:27 PM): SURPRISE!

ThaiBermuda (2:23:31 PM): kevin brown

ThaiBermuda (2:24:19 PM): haha matt herges

jrtincincinati (2:27:35 PM): kevin brown's slider ain't natural

ThaiBermuda (2:27:37 PM): HAHAHAHA JIM PARQUE!!!!!!

jrtincincinati (2:31:46 PM): the guy who got traded for wells and then disappeared for life

jrtincincinati (2:34:37 PM): listen kids

jrtincincinati (2:34:48 PM): roids will make you forget that you play for a team

jrtincincinati (2:35:11 PM): they never listened to Lyle Alzado

jrtincincinati (2:38:33 PM): wheres Dwayne Hosey in all of this

jrtincincinati (2:38:35 PM): keep readin

jrtincincinati (2:39:13 PM): oh not you too Paul Lo Duca

jrtincincinati (2:39:20 PM): you were the everyman's hero

jrtincincinati (2:43:32 PM): and jason grimsley has flowery checks

jrtincincinati (2:46:26 PM): didnt anyone think to pay in cash

jrtincincinati (2:46:50 PM): Y didnt you tell me Mo Vaughn was in there

ThaiBermuda (2:45:51 PM): because i am busy trying to leave at 3

jrtincincinati (2:47:51 PM): denny neagle should written in the memo line: To screw over Rockies

ThaiBermuda (2:47:45 PM): memo: to impress hookers

jrtincincinati (2:49:22 PM): that was actually on Larry Bigbie's checks

jrtincincinati (2:49:57 PM): he should hav used more

ThaiBermuda (2:51:38 PM): I always thought F.P. Santangelo was on the juice. Little Expos fucker.

jrtincincinati (2:53:09 PM): next is Junior Felix

jrtincincinati (2:53:13 PM): keep skimmin

ThaiBermuda (2:53:43 PM): i'm leaving soon i told you!

ThaiBermuda (2:53:45 PM): sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh!

ThaiBermuda (2:53:50 PM): read your own reports

jrtincincinati (2:55:16 PM): i just made that one up

jrtincincinati (2:55:41 PM): i mean whats more important

jrtincincinati (2:55:49 PM): seeing your wife and kid at a decent hour

jrtincincinati (2:55:55 PM): or reading me the mitchell report

ThaiBermuda (2:54:49 PM): well i would like to get home before all 12 inches fall

jrtincincinati (2:56:18 PM): move to ny

jrtincincinati (2:56:24 PM): theres only 2 - 4 here

jrtincincinati (3:13:36 PM): ok im bored now

ThaiBermuda (3:12:27 PM): sorry

jrtincincinati (3:13:46 PM): but it was fun while it lasted

jrtincincinati (3:13:55 PM): its not your fault

ThaiBermuda (3:13:11 PM): i'm going home to find a private education loan and probably do some work

ThaiBermuda (3:13:13 PM): fun!

jrtincincinati (3:14:31 PM): john rocker should have had his picture on the cover

jrtincincinati (3:14:52 PM): i like gagne gettin nabbed

ThaiBermuda (3:13:53 PM): except for the fact that they told theo he did roids and they still went for him

jrtincincinati (3:15:53 PM): well theo's learned from his mistake now hasn't he

jrtincincinati (3:16:01 PM): roids makes for bad set up men

jrtincincinati (3:16:30 PM): btw i'd like to give myself a big ol pat on the back for the Mike Stanton

jrtincincinati (3:17:25 PM): and i thought Wally Joyner already said he didnt inhale

ThaiBermuda (3:18:01 PM): 'haha

ThaiBermuda (3:18:07 PM): i guessed kent mercker

ThaiBermuda (3:18:09 PM): so i'm pumped

ThaiBermuda (3:18:33 PM): alright dude

ThaiBermuda (3:18:36 PM): i'm going to try and go home

ThaiBermuda (3:18:37 PM): later

jrtincincinati (3:19:58 PM): good luck amigo

jrtincincinati (3:20:09 PM): god speed

ThaiBermuda (3:18:59 PM): i think i might need it