Things I've learned... this week
I'm going to start writing several of these in case I get famous and Esquire asks me to do a Things I learned article.
The things they are doing with Legos these days makes me wish I was 8.
Missing the flavor of fellatio: someone makes dick flavored chapstick.
Rick Moranis looks "jowly" in person.
Pantone 19-1557 is the color of the year.
There is a color of the year.
I have no idea who at least 30% of the bands who made albums of the year are. Like the National.
There was a Bond film where Bond has a third nipple, dresses as an Asian person, and goes for a girl named Chu Mi.
I'm going to start writing several of these in case I get famous and Esquire asks me to do a Things I learned article.
The things they are doing with Legos these days makes me wish I was 8.
Missing the flavor of fellatio: someone makes dick flavored chapstick.
Rick Moranis looks "jowly" in person.
Pantone 19-1557 is the color of the year.
There is a color of the year.
I have no idea who at least 30% of the bands who made albums of the year are. Like the National.
There was a Bond film where Bond has a third nipple, dresses as an Asian person, and goes for a girl named Chu Mi.
posted by J. Bob. at 6:54 AM
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