The following is the closed captioned transcript of the You Tube telecast: Danvers Movie Loft. Streamed live at Danvers Square Pants in Danvers, MA and at Bob O’Dell’s house on Maple Street.
BIGPAPI044EVA Hey theah ya Schmitty’s and welcome to the Danviz Movie Loft I'm Mikey O' Dell of Danviz Squah Pants live at Danviz Squah Pants in gahgous Danviz Mass. Go Pats Peyton you got lucky. And this my brother…
bobbythepantsman Hi I'm Bobby O'Dell live from Maple Street.
BIGPAPI044EVA Weah heah to talk about Mahtin Scohsayzee's the Depahhted on ouah ferst eva live web stream of Danviz Movie Loft.
bobbythepantsman ...and his pantz.
BIGPAPI044EVA and his pantz.
bobbythepantsman This movie was an all around hit. It really had it all. Big stahs... action packed... and lots of blood
BIGPAPI044EVA Lotsa blood and that DiCahprio chick eats it hahdcoah.
bobbythepantsman yuh... well, don't give away the endin...
bobbythepantsman not yet at least...
BIGPAPI044EVA Oh yeah ignoh that
BIGPAPI044EVA But what about Mahtin Sheen gettin dropped from the buildin’
bobbythepantsman Dude.
I think that this one really hit home for us... because these ah the types of things that would go on in ouah back yahd growin' up in danviz
BIGPAPI044EVA Oh yeah
bobbythepantsman living so close to a city like boston, the irish mob is everywheah... like uncle mac...
bobbythepantsman woops... shouldn'ta said that eithah...
BIGPAPI044EVA he was just like Mahk Wahlberg
bobbythepantsman right Mahk...
BIGPAPI044EVA cause he usedta lift cinda blocks insteada weights.
bobbythepantsman Yuh, totally... I think that the moral of the story was that everyone is in the mob. I mean, that's what all of ouah uncles yousta say anyways... He was especially mobby b/c he knew jacky nick so well... but nevah "had enuff evidence to move on him..." kinda like how uncle mac is still around...
BIGPAPI044EVA I think Scoahsayzee should give up on new yahk and only do movies in the Danviz airea from now on.
BIGPAPI044EVA BTW Uncle Mac was so full of it
bobbythepantsman Is that a cah like the Touhreg? Which you can get at Danviz Volvo right next to Danviz Squah Pants.
BIGPAPI044EVA he told me once he was gonna get Freddy Lynn fa my birthday pahty
BIGPAPI044EVA never happened
bobbythepantsman well... maybe we should write Scorsayzee a lettah... offering our store... and some more of those amazin' pants...
bobbythepantsman for filmin
BIGPAPI044EVA did u see matt damon's pants btw
bobbythepantsman yuh... big "p'dy squah pantz" logo on the bac
BIGPAPI044EVA theya a buncha hoahs
bobbythepantsman fuckah
BIGPAPI044EVA the guy act like he doesn’t memba when he was just a little movie stah and we would fit him with some slacks. He was just like regulah people back then.
bobbythepantsman yuh... he was a good kid...but you know hollywood.
bobbythepantsman so... let's shift geahz and talk abowt the accents in the movie
BIGPAPI044EVA I thought they weah lackin
bobbythepantsman lots of these people ahnt from around danviz, in case you didnt know
BIGPAPI044EVA Jack totally phoned it in
bobbythepantsman nicholson?
BIGPAPI044EVA Total phone job
bobbythepantsman whatta about daymon's gir?
BIGPAPI044EVA I’d get a phonejob from her anyday.
bobbythepantsman Soahry about that folks. My brotha has a mouth on him.
BIGPAPI044EVA My apologees to the fucha missis Danviz Squah pants. Did ya like DiCapri-girl’s accent?
bobbythepantsman she sounded like aunt jeannie who moved out to nebraska and came back every yeah foah crismas... tried too hahd. too fake...
BIGPAPI044EVA Oh yeah memba the yehah she got us all those cotton culottes
BIGPAPI044EVA the stitchin was horrible
bobbythepantsman seriously... dumb brod leaves the noth shoah and her family... thinks she can staht her own pants stoah in nebrasksa...
bobbythepantsman i mean, i like the vision theah... but keep it local hun...
BIGPAPI044EVA we heah at Danviz Squah pants do not condone makin them Oriental kids make ya pants
BIGPAPI044EVA they should be American made
bobbythepantsman yah.. .by american kids
BIGPAPI044EVA or mexicans livin in america
bobbythepantsman so... intrestin fact about the Depahted..
BIGPAPI044EVA yeah bro.
bobbythepantsman they said that it took the most paiahs of pants evah to make this movie
BIGPAPI044EVA wow
bobbythepantsman i don't believe it...what about all the munchkins from the wizahd of oz?
bobbythepantsman that's a lot of little people, and a lot of pants
bobbythepantsman what'd he do? change 'em fah evry scene?
BIGPAPI044EVA those weah some nice pants on jack
BIGPAPI044EVA i can call him jack you know
BIGPAPI044EVA he came into the stoah once in 92 lookin foah a nice pair of black jeans
BIGPAPI044EVA I pointed out ouah button fly collection
BIGPAPI044EVA and he left
bobbythepantsman i just dont' undahstand people who don't know a quality pahr of pants when they see 'em
BIGPAPI044EVA theah was lotsa blodd memba so I could see the pantz changin’
bobbythepantsman theah was so much, that i thot i was gunna look down and see some on my pantz oah sumthin. Prahbably not gonna stock this one at Danviz Squah pants.
BIGPAPI044EVA Wheah we stock a liberry of VHS recohdins so you and the little ones and watch some quality entatainment while you shop foa pants.
bobbythepantsman i liked how not everyone was shot.
bobbythepantsman they threw the captin from the buildin... i thot that was a nice touch
BIGPAPI044EVA that musta been awesome to throw the president from the building like that
bobbythepantsman guns ah too easy sometimes
bobbythepantsman yuh right
BIGPAPI044EVA i woulda pretended he was Gahge Bush
BIGPAPI044EVA i would also like to remind oah viewas that John Kerry was hosed in 0 fouh
BIGPAPI044EVA fuckin Ohio
BIGPAPI044EVA hey Bobby did you vote fa the black guy?
bobbythepantsman i did... it took a lot of thinkin... but that othah bitch had an accent worse than aunt jeanies
BIGPAPI044EVA she was probably a Moahmen like Romney that Cahpetbagga
BIGPAPI044EVA anyway ouah producah is telling us to wrap it up
BIGPAPI044EVA so on a scale of how retahded to thought the depahted was what would u say bobby
bobbythepantsman wicked retaaaahhed... but, in a good way... membah?
BIGPAPI044EVA not like actual retahds
bobbythepantsman yuh...
BIGPAPI044EVA I would give the depahted a wicked mega retahded
BIGPAPI044EVA Scohsayzee should neva make a movie outside of bahston eva again
bobbythepantsman as always... i'm bobby o'dell and this is my brothah mikey...
BIGPAPI044EVA and remember
bobbythepantsman take off yoah pants...
BIGPAPI044EVA and put on ouahs
BIGPAPI044EVA DANVIZ SQUAAH PANTS
bobbythepantsman DANVIZ SQUAAH PANTS
BIGPAPI044EVA Hey theah ya Schmitty’s and welcome to the Danviz Movie Loft I'm Mikey O' Dell of Danviz Squah Pants live at Danviz Squah Pants in gahgous Danviz Mass. Go Pats Peyton you got lucky. And this my brother…
bobbythepantsman Hi I'm Bobby O'Dell live from Maple Street.
BIGPAPI044EVA Weah heah to talk about Mahtin Scohsayzee's the Depahhted on ouah ferst eva live web stream of Danviz Movie Loft.
bobbythepantsman ...and his pantz.
BIGPAPI044EVA and his pantz.
bobbythepantsman This movie was an all around hit. It really had it all. Big stahs... action packed... and lots of blood
BIGPAPI044EVA Lotsa blood and that DiCahprio chick eats it hahdcoah.
bobbythepantsman yuh... well, don't give away the endin...
bobbythepantsman not yet at least...
BIGPAPI044EVA Oh yeah ignoh that
BIGPAPI044EVA But what about Mahtin Sheen gettin dropped from the buildin’
bobbythepantsman Dude.
I think that this one really hit home for us... because these ah the types of things that would go on in ouah back yahd growin' up in danviz
BIGPAPI044EVA Oh yeah
bobbythepantsman living so close to a city like boston, the irish mob is everywheah... like uncle mac...
bobbythepantsman woops... shouldn'ta said that eithah...
BIGPAPI044EVA he was just like Mahk Wahlberg
bobbythepantsman right Mahk...
BIGPAPI044EVA cause he usedta lift cinda blocks insteada weights.
bobbythepantsman Yuh, totally... I think that the moral of the story was that everyone is in the mob. I mean, that's what all of ouah uncles yousta say anyways... He was especially mobby b/c he knew jacky nick so well... but nevah "had enuff evidence to move on him..." kinda like how uncle mac is still around...
BIGPAPI044EVA I think Scoahsayzee should give up on new yahk and only do movies in the Danviz airea from now on.
BIGPAPI044EVA BTW Uncle Mac was so full of it
bobbythepantsman Is that a cah like the Touhreg? Which you can get at Danviz Volvo right next to Danviz Squah Pants.
BIGPAPI044EVA he told me once he was gonna get Freddy Lynn fa my birthday pahty
BIGPAPI044EVA never happened
bobbythepantsman well... maybe we should write Scorsayzee a lettah... offering our store... and some more of those amazin' pants...
bobbythepantsman for filmin
BIGPAPI044EVA did u see matt damon's pants btw
bobbythepantsman yuh... big "p'dy squah pantz" logo on the bac
BIGPAPI044EVA theya a buncha hoahs
bobbythepantsman fuckah
BIGPAPI044EVA the guy act like he doesn’t memba when he was just a little movie stah and we would fit him with some slacks. He was just like regulah people back then.
bobbythepantsman yuh... he was a good kid...but you know hollywood.
bobbythepantsman so... let's shift geahz and talk abowt the accents in the movie
BIGPAPI044EVA I thought they weah lackin
bobbythepantsman lots of these people ahnt from around danviz, in case you didnt know
BIGPAPI044EVA Jack totally phoned it in
bobbythepantsman nicholson?
BIGPAPI044EVA Total phone job
bobbythepantsman whatta about daymon's gir?
BIGPAPI044EVA I’d get a phonejob from her anyday.
bobbythepantsman Soahry about that folks. My brotha has a mouth on him.
BIGPAPI044EVA My apologees to the fucha missis Danviz Squah pants. Did ya like DiCapri-girl’s accent?
bobbythepantsman she sounded like aunt jeannie who moved out to nebraska and came back every yeah foah crismas... tried too hahd. too fake...
BIGPAPI044EVA Oh yeah memba the yehah she got us all those cotton culottes
BIGPAPI044EVA the stitchin was horrible
bobbythepantsman seriously... dumb brod leaves the noth shoah and her family... thinks she can staht her own pants stoah in nebrasksa...
bobbythepantsman i mean, i like the vision theah... but keep it local hun...
BIGPAPI044EVA we heah at Danviz Squah pants do not condone makin them Oriental kids make ya pants
BIGPAPI044EVA they should be American made
bobbythepantsman yah.. .by american kids
BIGPAPI044EVA or mexicans livin in america
bobbythepantsman so... intrestin fact about the Depahted..
BIGPAPI044EVA yeah bro.
bobbythepantsman they said that it took the most paiahs of pants evah to make this movie
BIGPAPI044EVA wow
bobbythepantsman i don't believe it...what about all the munchkins from the wizahd of oz?
bobbythepantsman that's a lot of little people, and a lot of pants
bobbythepantsman what'd he do? change 'em fah evry scene?
BIGPAPI044EVA those weah some nice pants on jack
BIGPAPI044EVA i can call him jack you know
BIGPAPI044EVA he came into the stoah once in 92 lookin foah a nice pair of black jeans
BIGPAPI044EVA I pointed out ouah button fly collection
BIGPAPI044EVA and he left
bobbythepantsman i just dont' undahstand people who don't know a quality pahr of pants when they see 'em
BIGPAPI044EVA theah was lotsa blodd memba so I could see the pantz changin’
bobbythepantsman theah was so much, that i thot i was gunna look down and see some on my pantz oah sumthin. Prahbably not gonna stock this one at Danviz Squah pants.
BIGPAPI044EVA Wheah we stock a liberry of VHS recohdins so you and the little ones and watch some quality entatainment while you shop foa pants.
bobbythepantsman i liked how not everyone was shot.
bobbythepantsman they threw the captin from the buildin... i thot that was a nice touch
BIGPAPI044EVA that musta been awesome to throw the president from the building like that
bobbythepantsman guns ah too easy sometimes
bobbythepantsman yuh right
BIGPAPI044EVA i woulda pretended he was Gahge Bush
BIGPAPI044EVA i would also like to remind oah viewas that John Kerry was hosed in 0 fouh
BIGPAPI044EVA fuckin Ohio
BIGPAPI044EVA hey Bobby did you vote fa the black guy?
bobbythepantsman i did... it took a lot of thinkin... but that othah bitch had an accent worse than aunt jeanies
BIGPAPI044EVA she was probably a Moahmen like Romney that Cahpetbagga
BIGPAPI044EVA anyway ouah producah is telling us to wrap it up
BIGPAPI044EVA so on a scale of how retahded to thought the depahted was what would u say bobby
bobbythepantsman wicked retaaaahhed... but, in a good way... membah?
BIGPAPI044EVA not like actual retahds
bobbythepantsman yuh...
BIGPAPI044EVA I would give the depahted a wicked mega retahded
BIGPAPI044EVA Scohsayzee should neva make a movie outside of bahston eva again
bobbythepantsman as always... i'm bobby o'dell and this is my brothah mikey...
BIGPAPI044EVA and remember
bobbythepantsman take off yoah pants...
BIGPAPI044EVA and put on ouahs
BIGPAPI044EVA DANVIZ SQUAAH PANTS
bobbythepantsman DANVIZ SQUAAH PANTS
posted by J. Bob. at 10:27 AM
2 Comments:
I feel kind of carsick after reading that.
This SORT OF makes me miss Boston, then again, no.
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